Wobbly Boxing

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Boxing is a vicious sport, and not every athlete is built to handle it just because they're built, but Wobbly Boxing shows that there's hope for everybody. A boxing league has been started for those who consider themselves gravitationally challenged. Still, that doesn't stop them from taking care of their bodies and trying to put those bodies to the test. They'll be swinging and blocking with the best of their peers and must rely on technique and timing to pull their way up the ranks. Even though it may not be as sharp and brutal as other types of boxing, punches are being thrown.

About Wobbly Boxing

We've got so many Ragdoll games that it's ridiculous how far physics engines have come, but we also want to see them carry an activity. This game shows some combination of ragdoll and boxing with more stability. The fighters move slower and have much more deliberate punches, but they'll be swinging and blocking to stay in the fight. You need to use what you know about range and movement to stay on your feet and in the fight. It's about watching your opponent and responding at the precise moment you need to. If you don't, you'll be wobbling on the floor.

How to Play

Wobbly Boxing is a 3D boxing game about two wobbly boxers trying to beat each other using the mouse and/or keyboard.

Controls

Left Mouse Button/F - Left Punch
Right Mouse Button/G - Right Punch
Both Buttons/T - Gut Punch
W/Up Arrow - Move Forward
S/Down Arrow - Move Backward/Block
A/Left Arrow - Move Left
D/Right Arrow - Move Right

The goal is to knock out your opponent. Your health bar will be shown in the top left corner of the screen, and the opponent's health will be on the opposing side. If your health drops to zero, you'll have to start your career from the beginning.

The fight starts as soon as you decide who you're facing. After that, you'll get a quick countdown, and then you can start boxing. Each punch is designed to hit the opponent at a slightly different speed and range. When blocking, all punches except the Gut Punch will be deflected. If a Gut Punch successfully lands through a block, the target will become momentarily stunned. As soon as the opponent's health empties, they'll fall, and you can move on to the next match to try and keep your winning streak going.

Tips and Tricks

As a boxer, you must decide whether you'll be an infighter or an outfighter. Your punches don't have much range, but you can still lure opponents into them by keeping your distance. Remember that the more you move back, the more likely you'll bait a Gut Punch, and you'll need to be ready to respond.